iwritesinsnotfaggotries:

Enjoying some face cake

iwritesinsnotfaggotries:

Enjoying some face cake

codexana:

i love your comics so much

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buttcamp:

me when i get sly digged

I actually do this when I get angry.

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house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops

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fangirl life: everyday I'm suffering
teacher: we are gonna write essa-
me: can i write about a band?
teacher: we are gonna have group discu-
me: can we talk about bands?
teacher: we are gonna dra-
me: can i draw a band
teacher: we are gonna go-
me: to a concert?
teacher: we are gonna-
me: band
teacher: stop that
me: bandbandbandbandbandband

maid-en-china:

An old comic I did about what it takes to be an artist~

I’m sure many of you have seen it on dA already, but I just want to repost like an artist XD

Most of the things in this comic are based on real events (though I exaggerated for fun) like putting cheesecake into soup, and making food into ducks (FYI Cheesecake tastes HORRIBLE in soup. Learn from my fail)


OH MY GOD THIS!

brendon: no i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
me: i love u
me: i love u too
britta-perry:

Does this ever happen to you - like, I’ll sit in front of my computer to do some important work, and then I’ll just think “Man, I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1. I gotta look into this, now. Sorry important work, something more pressing has come up. It’s annoying, ‘cause what always happens is I’ll be researching one thing and I’ll see something else I want to look into. Like, for example, the Home Alone situation, I’ll see ‘oh wow, Joe Pesci’s in that movie. I don’t know much about Joe Pesci. Maybe I should learn everything about Joe Pesci!’ And I’ll spend hours doing this Joe Pesci research, and I know so much about Joe Pesci now, but it’s useless! It’s never going to help me! I’ve never heard of a story of like, a guy getting stopped in an alley by a dude with a knife like, “you’re gonna die tonight … unless you can tell me the name of the album Joe Pesci put out when he was a little kid.” “Little Joe Sure Can Sing.” “Damnit you’re free to go! I gotta stop integrating Joe Pesci trivia into my murders.”

britta-perry:

Does this ever happen to you - like, I’ll sit in front of my computer to do some important work, and then I’ll just think “Man, I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1. I gotta look into this, now. Sorry important work, something more pressing has come up. It’s annoying, ‘cause what always happens is I’ll be researching one thing and I’ll see something else I want to look into. Like, for example, the Home Alone situation, I’ll see ‘oh wow, Joe Pesci’s in that movie. I don’t know much about Joe Pesci. Maybe I should learn everything about Joe Pesci!’ And I’ll spend hours doing this Joe Pesci research, and I know so much about Joe Pesci now, but it’s useless! It’s never going to help me! I’ve never heard of a story of like, a guy getting stopped in an alley by a dude with a knife like, “you’re gonna die tonight … unless you can tell me the name of the album Joe Pesci put out when he was a little kid.” “Little Joe Sure Can Sing.” “Damnit you’re free to go! I gotta stop integrating Joe Pesci trivia into my murders.”

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